Pseudonym #9

icryyoumercy:

hello-delicious-tea:
heliophile-oxon:
missymillie:
singlecrow:
sometimes I think I want a list of things people know/do/say because they were in a specific fandom at a specific time and never shall anything else explain it. Like everyone who isn’t Canadian who can say “The year was 1778!” and then sing all of Barrett’s Privateers.
Well, it’s stuck in my head now.
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW
A LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM THE KING TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL I’VE EVER SEEN
GODDAMN THEM ALL

I WAS TOLD WE’D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD

words-and-coffee:

Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē
Originally posted by slaapkat

animate-mush:

redscharlach:
cuties-in-codices:
the boiling of the king
in a copy of the alchemical treatise “splendor solis”, germany, c. 1577
source: Paris, BnF, ms. allemand 113, fol. 23v
Spoiler for Our Flag Means Death season 2: Buttons goes on a spa weekend.
@iwilltrytobereasonable

YES

michaun:

I HATE THIS MAN 😭

alex51324:

roach-works:
darylstorey:
cuteanimals-only:
mud pool fun time
Look at it look at this adorable little guy I adore these little mammal dragons
wet beast wednesday
I have never seen such a wiggly pinecone.

amarshmallownamedo:

Aziraphale: aww this angel is (badly) pretending to be a Human Police Officer! How cute 😍
Aziraphale a few hours later: Hi yes hello I am a Real Investigative Reporter which is a serious Job and is what I Do for a Living

…weren’t Neil and Terry both journalists before they were novelists?

Anonymous Asked

Question

Can't wait to watch y'all beat the Metatron's ass. My vote personally is that someone should pull out a steel chair.

Answer

the-anathema-device:

adam-n-dog:
the-anathema-device:
thedemon-crowley:
the-anathema-device:
thedemon-crowley:
the-anathema-device:
iwilltrytobereasonable:
the-anathema-device:
iwilltrytobereasonable:
theangel-aziraphale:
adam-n-dog:
ask-eric-the-disposable-demon:
adam-n-dog:
theangel-aziraphale:
Oh, if Crowley allowed it, I’d vote to use his throne. Whatever happens, however, will be due to his own behaviour.
So if he does happen to get a chair to the head, it would certainly be a pity, but I could look away.
I wouldn’t be against hitting Somebody with a chair :>
Cage match! Cage match! Cage match!
Attaboy!
~~Don’t tell your father I encouraged you!~~
So uh. @adam-n-dog . @the-anathema-device . New guy. Hi!
There’s a Metatron at the door and maybe some archangels.
How are you getting into Crowley’s flat?
I have hairpins, I can pick the lock.
With the Metatron right next to you?
We can get Adam to distract him. @adam-n-dog
Anathema, I can just let you in. He can’t enter anyway, you can just stroll right in and there’s nothing he can do.
Oh. Yes, that might be wise.
I don’t even think the door’s locked, Book Girl
Well, now I just feel silly. *opens door*
‘Nathema!
Adam runs up to her, grinning. Dog is jumping excitedly.
Adam! I’m not exactly sure what we’re doing here, but two separate universes have teamed up to get Crowley and Aziraphale back together, so… I think we better take a look inside.
*She walks into the flat and looks around.*
//I honestly don’t know what anyone has planned for this, so if someone could dm me or reblog this with what Ana sees inside? I could make it up for myself but I don’t wanna ruin plans lol

@samael-your-guardian-angel made a diagram at one point, but there’s 23 more Erics now.

I think all the holy types are in the Plant Room, furiously writing, all the plants are out in the main room with the demons, and there are just a lot of demons mostly Eric.

Otherwise it’s Crowley’s flat. Ultramodern and comfortless but there’s a throne Crowley can cling to and look tormented while he prays to a God that doesn’t answer.

i-am-a-fish:

evilninjaperson:
i-am-a-fish:
take care of yourself today
Nah
large boulder falling from the sky Huge boulder there is a boulder shadow casting over you Boulder making gentle whistling sound as it falls Shadow getting bigger around you Huge boulder

thedemon-crowley:

lower-management:
to Crowley and Dagon
I am to inform you that when Satan said “fuck the angels” he did not mean it litterally
I mean. The instructions were unclear, to be fair.

Not that his commands affect your actions any more.

Anonymous Asked

Question

Hey Mo, I'm trying to figure out whatever the fuck just happened in that other universe and want to double check something.

God's never came down and like, had breakfast with any demons in your world, did She?

Eric

Answer

asmodeus-fallen-principality:

ask-eric-the-disposable-demon:
asmodeus-fallen-principality:
She absolutely did not. She does not talk to demons. I don’t think She talks to anyone.
I’m not sure which universe you went to, or why this particular… version? sub-set? of God seems to be so… responsive, nor do I know whether that’s a good or bad omen.
But, dear me, where are we going to put all of you? Crowley’s flat isn’t all that big.
Oh. That doesn’t make me feel particularly better. If only I could talk to someone from that world…
I don’t know either. I’m really hoping the Metatron will leave at some point so a few of us can go down to Hell.
Did you speak to that Mr T.J. Crawleigh when you were over there?

…isn’t he at the flat with you? He brought Anathema and Adam.

Wait.

Is he distracting the archangels? Is that why they aren’t doing anything?